Why give up a stranglehold on current profit margins to upset the status quo for (in their kindest estimation) the possibility of a net positive when you can simply CRUSH DISSENT

At last, my grant from the foreign feline office! Now we can finally score some premo quality catnip and catch that dastardly bastard (who’s presumably responsible for all this) known only as my nemesis.

I knew Vizio was some bottom of the barrel shit, but that’s beyond the pale. Straight up North Korean style propaganda injection.