I celebrate Christmas for my children so they don’t miss out. Does that count? I’m also very routine. I do the same thing the same way, every day. That might tie in to rituals? Hell if I know.

Look, are we ever going to get the big table in here or do I have to go out and cut down that fucking tree myself?

Are we meant to take all stand up comedian acts at face value?

Ah, you’re right. I misread.

Ah, you’re right. I misread.

Is she divorced yet? Don’t Christians frown on adultery too?

Shane is a raging alcoholic trying to drink himself to death. Abigail is most likely the product of her mom cheating on her ‘dad’ with the wizard. Those are 2 that stand out to me.

Is Brain Candy uncommon?