“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”
A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
One day I’m going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.
Rocs fall, everyone dies
Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?
That only creates bland food.
Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.
Bec de corbin?
I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.
See also: Caesar salad.
Baldur’s Gate 3 explains it best (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4#t=20215s
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite.