Wahlen haben Konsequenzen.

Nichts ist versehentlich passiert.

The shark just wants a boop.

I still wouldn’t be able to change the sheets in under 15 minutes because I would be laughing so hard.

Yes. I mean, it was always there. It now just breaks free.

Ich fürchte genau darauf wird es hinauslaufen.

Wie hoch ist den das Freiheitsdienst-Entgelt? Haben die Grünen da schon Vorstellungen?

Russia already won, you fuckweasel.

I watched this more than 10 times now and I cannot get enough.

Scheiß dem Trump vor’s weiße Haus.

After reading the headline I thought it’s about Shoes that are made from plastic trash are now found in the ocean. I was rather relieved after reading the text :-)

And you too, Europe!

Yeah, they are assholes, but they are our assholes. 🤷‍♀️ I also have to admit, I have less qualms about buying Unilever than I have about buying Nestle.

Dove is Unilever, I think.

Can we kick out Hungary?

Nur wenn sie “Thank you!” sagen. Und dann 1€ pro Stück.