No, because thieves who aren’t total idiots will move on when they see a camera.

If that were true, we wouldn’t be seeing a constant stream of camera footage of porch pirates on news channels, media outlets and social media. The reality is that opportunistic thieves don’t care anymore. Policing doesn’t focus on protecting average citizens from property crimes, it’s a complete afterthought.

That’s too logical. Instead, Carney should cut public services, and we should give another $18 billion to build a new factory producing shitty cars no one in their right mind would buy, so that his lobbyist friends can make political donations under all their family members names and call me the only adult in the room. I’ll give it 7 months.

He was on trial.

For people not following, he was saying that if he was the corrupter of youths and weak-minded men, then everyone else must be improvers. Because not everyone else are improvers (logically speaking in this argument), it means many people were responsible for the corruption and he alone is not responsible.