Possibly in order to be readable by color-blind people.
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’
Many Americans truly believe that all government is actively working against them.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I require carbonated sugar beverage.
You win! Your roommate deserves some kind of prize, and you deserve a reward for putting up with them.
May they fly straight and true to defend your homes.
Crazy cat-person vs crazy-cat person.
Nice dog, but the best part is the license plate.
But, communism!
I think the study demonstrates that you’re cursing at your code because you’re not cursing in your code.
We vibrate the receptacle violently.
Another cat about to invade Poland.
Jesus answered, “My kingdom is not of this world.”(John 18:36)
And didn’t you have to pay to not be listed?
Good to finally see the important words, “conservation of angular momentum”.
For example, Robert Groves’ acting masterclass.
There was a specific reference this past Saturday. Here you go. Not the funniest thing they’ve ever done, IMO, but I feel obligated to share it.