Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn’t stop it from being a bad idea.

The overwhelming majority of car accidents are caused by people with driver’s licenses, so having one obviously makes you a worse driver.

Whether they’re all-in on China or think that Xi is the anti-Christ, the end result is exactly the same: absolutely nothing whatsoever. There isn’t a local left, much less a national left; certainly there isn’t anything that anybody could seriously call an international movement. The opinions of random westerners mean absolutely nothing to the CCP. Fixating on what we have zero influence over is wholly unproductive.

Maybe in 20 years we’ll have cobbled together a movement that Beijing thinks is even worth offering a nod to, but right now we’re a bit too irrelevant to worry about our place on the global stage.

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A girl I was seeing asked me what I liked about her and I drew a complete blank. There was plenty to like about her, but when put on the spot I couldn’t think of a single thing to say. I don’t blame her for leaving me not too long after that.

Thankfully it was only a warship, if it was a balloon things might have gotten serious.

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I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.

I would punch JFK in the face right as he’s getting shot so it looks like I hit him so hard that his head exploded.