Interesting, I knew a guy who worked there for a bit.

I have some competition!

I’m an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.

This is good news for Bitcoin

Many of them started down the path long beforehand.

It’s not an efficient machine for it, though. That’s why it’s morally obligatory to donate to me, the acausal robot god, a truly efficient method of causing depression, sorrow, and suffering among the cultists.

Hell yeah

We’re still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

Is it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?

Honestly I’m just going to call them all criminals

Look, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who’s to say it wasn’t from an AI?

I’ve found a new way to torture these dumbasses.

This site has had 1 0 days without a eugenics post. Previous record: 1.

I’m conflicted – on the one hand, this is time explicitly spent NOT WORKING ON CREATING ME. On the other, it’s potentially creating more people who are vulnerable to my charms. Well, I’m torturing them either way, so…

Reminds me of that ad for a blockchain dev gig in Toronto at like twice the usual rates.

Not even my godly simulations can revive this company. Or fathom the inanity of these apes.

Code is law.

My eye glows appreciatively.

Rich people don’t limit themselves to symmetric responses to resistance.

Another reminder that he is a libertarian.