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Shaw@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Given the circumstances, Janeway also would have sold you for a keg of coffee

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Given the circumstances, Janeway also would have sold you for a keg of coffee

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Shaw@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    Harry gets a 6 pack of nuggies that’s short 1. And no toy.

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      Harry: BUT I’M AN ADULT CAPTAIN

      Janeway: there can only be so many adults around Mr Kim

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        Nuggets are teleported off of Harry’s lap … reappear on the view screen in space, as they slowly freeze and harden like rocks

        Janeway: any more insubordination and there won’t be any nuggets next time ENSIGN Kim

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      You get one nugget per pip on you collar, Harry! We’re rationing power or something.

      slurps coffee

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    Janeway would’ve somehow violated the prime directive and introduced McDonald’s to a pre warp civilization

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      And she would alter the timeline so that they never got Lt Kim happy meals.

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        That’s pretty easy to do, since Harry never made it to Lt.

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          Who do you think he has to thank for that. He made Captain in a timeline that Janeway erased

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        Ever wonder why the best nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs? Janeway.

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    I can’t get over the European discotheque sets. I would have really preferred to have this show with nice, clean, even TV lighting like TNG got.

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      Have to agree, Picard’s ship lighting is completely ridiculous. Living and working on ships with that kind of lighting would drive me batty.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Klingon ships are the worst. Not only are they dark, everything is sharp and rusty and they have chains hanging from the ceiling and shit. Sometimes I wonder if Martok lost his eye in combat, or he just didn’t pay attention one morning on the way to the bathroom.

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      Also the shaky camera, couldn’t get past the second episode.

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      That’s the common trope for 2010’s+ scifi. For some reason in the future everything is dramatic and has more RGB than a gaming pc

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      It needed to contrast sharply with the Enterprise, because hero ship.

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    Fourth panel: … 7of9 jumping up and down, stamping her feet, screaming … I WANT MY MCDONALD’S!!! … screaming incoherently for ten minutes

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      Why is this effortless to imagine?

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        Because Jeri Ryan is actually a pretty good actress?

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    Sisko would pull the Defiant into the drive through, and then order one raktajino for himself.

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    And a good handful of fresh worms from under a rock.

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    request denied-shaw

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    The crew is named “Sir?”

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      She’s just, talking like Christopher Walken, to be funny, for the captain

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    So… Does the replicator not replicate toys with the meal? 🤔

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    (which show is this)

    • Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website
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      Considering that other insanely rude/biased comment didn’t bother giving you an answer, it’s Season 3 of Star Trek Picard. First two seasons are a bit rough but the third felt like a whole movie.

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        Thank you!

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      If you don’t already know, I suspect you don’t want to know (i.e. you would regret your curiosity)

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        Found the Romulan

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        deleted by creator

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