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[email protected]@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Speaking of Klingon counselors...

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Speaking of Klingon counselors...

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[email protected]@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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    DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency with this crew!

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      Yeah, but they’d have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.

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        I hear he’s partial to an old Earth ditty called “Louie Louie”

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        How is that a problem?

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      Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.

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        You don’t speak to the councilor

        you fight him

        It sounds like it wouldn’t be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic

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          “We will do glorious battle with your issues and insecurities! Today is a good day to cry!”

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            I really want this line in Lower Decks. It would fit right in.

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      Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.

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        That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet

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          “To boldy go where no Holo-O’brien has gone before.”

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