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lunch is for wimps
Sounds like someone who doesn’t work hard enough to need a break.
This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can’t pick which insane take to make fun of first.
Doesn’t think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?
Apparently, when you can shout “BRING ME MY STEAK” at a servant you don’t need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?
This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme
Lunch is for wimps. That’s why I make my unpaid intern bring me filet mignon around noon every day.
and why aren’t these people working during their commutes? I have my full desk setup in my limo and work the whole time my driver is getting me from my mansion to my office!
Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she’s moist.
You think she gets moist? My brother, it’s probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.
I will not touch bread if it’s moist
I forgot toasting bread technology hasn’t arrived in England
How do you get your moist bread into your toaster without touching it, eh, eh?
Riddle me this, how do you do work with a steak? You do steak cutting with a paper sitting in front of the plate or to the side? Do you scroll mouse wheel with a fork in hand? Is this kinda like that margin call scene with jeremy irons at the end?
at the level of kemi badenoch you basically play tinder with propositions people who actually do some work cook up who then enforce the proposition onto people that actually do work
Same reason every C-Level muppet lugs around an iPad. They’re terrible to do any sort of actual office-style work on, but they don’t need to do that
