BECAUSE YOU BIT HALF OF IT OFF YOU PSYCHO!!! LET ME OUT!!!
I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!
Cuz it’s eepy
It’s not small, it is an above average sized cilinder
because you haven’t said hello yet?
“It’s not, it’s just that the rest of me is so big it appears small.”
LMAO, It actually make sense for you because you 6ft or something?
6’6’’
Because I take estrogen
Said a girl with literally no size smh
Nah, women have it bigger than male.
Actually that’s one of the selling points it makes it more portable and I can pop it in my pocket and have it ready at a moments notice. Nice for playing on the train to work or on longer journeys.
This funniest shit I have read today LOL
It’s not small, it’s average size, bit big even…
It’s only small in relation to your…
Because you are not my type.
Because if it was full-sized, it wouldn’t fit in the jar.
Come back in a few years once you’ve grown up
As it turns out, I think I’m hung =/ I’ve only hooked up with 3 guys but I have a much bigger dick than they did. Kind of a shame, cause I don’t like to use it and it’s wasted on me