You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

My manwich!

Shut up baby, I know it!

She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That’s it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

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Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

Kissenger: “We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks”

“No I’m… doesn’t!”

Edit: also “I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.”

Good news, everyone!

Everyone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is

“Oh my, yes”

And the variation

“Oh my, no”

I use them weekly