with blackjack and hookers

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    1 year ago

    Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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    This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

    But existing is basically all I do!

    Let me worry about blank

    Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

    Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

    Your music is bad and you should feel bad

    Tell them I hate them

    Hello, lawsuit

    That’s it - you just made my list

    I apologize for nothing

    I propose we make Zoidberg do it

    This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!

    So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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    I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

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    1 year ago

    “No I’m… doesn’t!”

    Edit: also “I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.”

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    Everyone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is

    “Oh my, yes”

    And the variation

    “Oh my, no”

    I use them weekly