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I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don’t want to be moved.
And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero
Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker
Like moving a puddle of lead.
Cats are liquid
Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.
Inconvenient cat will rip your flesh