HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square164fedilinkarrow-up1562arrow-down124
arrow-up1538arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square164fedilink
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up109·2 months agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·2 months agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 months agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
minus-squareKraiden@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoIt’s all you can eat though, so there’s that
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoHe’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that
He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”