Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipM to Low Quality Facts@lemmy.zip · 1 month agoRunning was invented in 1748lemmy.zipimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1504arrow-down17file-text
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minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoFlying was invented by standing up, and then standing up again before sitting down.
minus-squareUnleaded8163@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoNo, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoall you have to do is try to hit the ground and miss!
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoNah that’s just floating. Haven’t mastered that one yet
Flying was invented by standing up, and then standing up again before sitting down.
No, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
all you have to do is try to hit the ground and miss!
Nah that’s just floating. Haven’t mastered that one yet