• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? “And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break.” Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.