• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I’m regularly surprised by how many people manage to shit themselves, and how it’s common enough that people have a casual laugh over their “shat myself” stories. I feel left out. I laughed so hard I peed myself once when I was 5?

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      2 months ago

      I have IBS, and while I’ve had many close calls I can proudly say that I’ve never shit myself. As someone that’s basically a flight risk for accidental pooping, as well as having heard these stories before in-person, I often wonder if more people have stomach/bowel problems than they’d like to let on.

      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 months ago

        you’ve jynxed yourself and i kind of hope you shit yourself now just so i can say “shouldn’t have shitposted about it” in response.

        this might be my most elaborate shitpost yet.

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        2 months ago

        i left work right after clocking in because a fart felt like pushing out more than just air. so embarassing

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      2 months ago

      I sneezed and shat myself the other month, maybe you’re young or maybe you’ve got a good bowel sytem.

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      and how it’s common enough that people have a casual laugh over their “shat myself” stories

      That’s how we deal with the trauma.

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      2 months ago

      Drink way too much cheap liquor and you too can have the opportunity to shit yourself the next day.