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DankZedong @lemmygrad.ml to GenZedong@lemmygrad.ml · 2 years ago

This is too funny

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This is too funny

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DankZedong @lemmygrad.ml to GenZedong@lemmygrad.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The decolonization of Niger will be complete when there is no longer a single croissant within its borders.

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      Anti-Croissant Aktion

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        KKKroissants

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    I dunno why but I have this image that we can just lure them with croissants on a fishing pole back to France.

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    France has become a joke.

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      When wasn’t it?

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        When they had non-decorative guillotines

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          When are they going to go back to their roots?

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      I’d say they’ve been sort of a running gag since 1815.

      • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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        I’d say 1849. Napoleon III was just a parody of Napoleon.

        Napoleon: Frenchman with an italian accent

        Napoleon III: Frenchman with a swiss accent

        Napoleon: Leads 50,000 professional soldiers to Egypt, many of whom die to attrition and assaults cities, then quietly sails back to France.

        Napoleon III: Leads 50 dudes to France, whom immediately surrender upon meeting actual soldiers, then quietly walks back to Switzerland.

        Napoleon: Returns from exile on a desolate rock, entire army defects to him

        Napoleon III: Returns from exile in England. Is arrested by customs agents at Boulogne.

        Napoleon: News of his return causes all of europe to band together to stop him.

        Napoleon III: News of his return is widely mocked.

        Napoleon: Leads coup with popular support

        Napoleon III: Gets elected because people see “Napoleon” on the ballot.

        Napoleon: Makes brother king of Spanish America. Independence movements ensue.

        Napoleon III: Makes some german guy king of Mexico. Leaves, guy is immediately executed.

        Napoleon: Wins 5 coalition wars, abolishes the Holy Roman Empire.

        Napoleon III: Gets wrecked by Germany.

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          Napoleon III, His disastrous life is a comedy, I don’t know why no one has ever made a film for the masses.

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    “Yo I got you those croissants. Anyone asks, you don’t know me I don’t know you”

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        I’ve been bested lmaooo 🙏🥇

  • Rania 🇩🇿@lemmygrad.ml
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    Least annoying fr*nch embassy

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    Fr*nce has fallen. The croissants have been seized.

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    NO SOUP FOR YOU!

  • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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    The original source seems to be this video by African Stream

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    As I know, it was croissants and bread for military base, not embassy (which makes sense because of how much there are)

    But I can be wrong🤷‍♀️

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