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Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Parenting@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Stuff I never thought I’d say as a parent Sunday

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Stuff I never thought I’d say as a parent Sunday

Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Parenting@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Take your damn dildo off of the TV.

    That’s not a joke, I had to actually say that to my teenager.

    I’m too old for this shit lol

    • eran_morad@lemmy.world
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      Wow.

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        Teenagers lol

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      Wtf

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s essentially what I was thinking.

  • orangeNgreen@lemmy.world
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    Don’t put your finger in the dog’s butthole, please.

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    [Kid’s name], stop exercising and get down here and eat some cake!

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    Why is there cheese in the water table?

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