![[OC] A car ran up the curb, into my yard, and stopped in front of my living room window.](https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/5e6968ee-8ebe-480a-b9b8-88d2646bf127.webp){kind=link}
The noise scared my lizard something frightful!
Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they’re pretty resilient.
The noise scared my lizard something frightful!
Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they’re pretty resilient.
Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window
How much does a boulder go for nowadays?
I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it’s in the swamp.
Try to cheat Death and piss off the gods for a free one with unlimited warranty.
You must deal with the delivery yourself though.
I’m sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.
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