The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up11.11Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1imageIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareTheLurker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down1·1 year agoWait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
minus-squareAbsolutemehperson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 year agoOr the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
minus-squareCheers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year ago“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoXit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
minus-squareNoodle07@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThe tesla drives you directly to the gulag
minus-squareangrymouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoOr Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old
Wait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
A mean xit?
Pronounced “shit”
Xit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
The tesla drives you directly to the gulag
Or Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old