Dude wipes are the most toxic masculine bullshit product I’ve ever seen. Honestly who the fuck buys that shit except the most fragile male ego in the universe
I liked the answer that I once saw here: “Real men do whatever the fuck they want.” No one cares about this kind of judgmental assholery.
If it gets men to take care of themselves…I’m for it.
Hey. I like my smart watch. I enjoy tracking my biometrics and being able to leave my phone, but still be able to listen to music, calls, texting, etc.
That said, I was also the kid who rocked a calculator watch in the 90’s, and I always wanted Dick Tracy’s watch.
The apple watch one is stupid, almost everyone I’ve talked to that owns an apple watch bought it because it’s one of the best in terms of collecting metadata and stats regarding your heath:
- blood oxygen level
- heart rate monitoring and notifications
- irregular rhythm notifications (like atrial fibrillation)
- can capture an ECG in combination with monitor alert/notifs or any time you want
- fall detection
I could go on and on. The apple watch was a GAME CHANGER for my elderly grandmother as well as my own damn self as heart problems run in my family history.
but go ahead, apple bad and thus anything apple is also terrible and anyone that owns one is an asshole
I laugh a little every time see a Dude Wipes billboard. What sucker is out there buying baby wipes for men?
The veterans I know say wipes are a god-send on deployment. Dude Wipes are particularly big, which is great for a wipe-down when you don’t have access to a shower.
Ah, if they are bigger then that makes alot of sense. They should print that on the box, in bigger letters.
They do
Ass seen on shark tank lmao 🤣
Theyre camping wipes, when you dont have access to a shower, theyll do in a pinch.
Oi I’m not wiping my manly butthole with those pink girly wipes. That’d be GAY or probably something equally incoherent.
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Actually have and use that quesadilla press. Works well enough and saves a little time over doing it on the stove
This image makes me want one. Two sides at a time?! Sick.
Also I love my Apple Watch. It’s sweet for seeing my heart rate go up to 185 after my first 1v99 PUBG win (before bots, thank you very much)
Fuck dude wipes though, that’s a ridiculous concept. Just get a fucking bidet and stop hating your anus (not you, person I’m replying to, but everyone reading this comment. Including you, if you don’t already have one!)
Fuck dude wipes though, that’s a ridiculous concept. Just get a fucking bidet and stop hating your anus
I just use baby wipes, they’re cheaper and not gendered, plus I already needed them for my kids. Haven’t taken the plunge on a bidet yet
Just get a fucking bidet
So I walk around all day with swamp ass. Pass, will continue to use regular, actually flushable TP.
Clean with bidet, dry with tp. Also uses less tp
Liquid Death? It’s just fucking water. There’s already water in your house you don’t need a fucking can with a threatening name for it.
Okay, but their teas are actually pretty darn good and not loaded with sugar. I agree about the water though.
(Although, aluminum is essentially infinitely recyclable compared to plastic, so is probably a better alternative to bottled water)
bio-dome is fucking tite.
I read this in AVGN’s voice.
