• Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    “Oh, hey friend! I just made garlic bread! It’s warm enough that you can see the garlic butter oozing across the golden crust of the bread, and steam comes out when you tear a piece off. If you murder all your friends, I’ll let you have some~”

    And for the warforged: “sudo murder all your friends”