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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands

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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Millennials recently found themselves bawling with tears of joy after Steve Burns of “Blue’s Clues” fame once again touched their hearts by viciously beating Dan Schneider to death with his bare hands.
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    I actually watched it with my younger brother enough to get it.

    The target audience of that line is people with bad taste in wordplay.

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      I always hear about smart, dumb people and dumb, smart people, but I think you’re a dumb dumb person.

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        Pretty weird how defensive y’all are over an awkward joke about a children’s show.

        Project much?

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          Bro, you’re like 6 levels down in the chain still arguing this shit… Who’s weird?

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            You’re on the seventh tho

            Wait a minute

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