Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon watches LOTR

sh.itjust.works

message-square
132
fedilink
776

Anon watches LOTR

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
message-square
132
fedilink
  • Captain Janeway@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    105
    ·
    2 years ago

    I can only tell if men are friends if they share a bicep-flexed hand clasp.

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      45
      ·
      2 years ago

      You son of a bitch! 🤝💪

    • frazw@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      26
      ·
      2 years ago

      They need to shoulder bump too, otherwise they could just be former colleagues or perhaps two men who met for the first time yesterday.

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        2 years ago

        Maybe an ass-tap just to be certain. A chest smooch couldn’t hurt either.

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      2 years ago

      And a solemn nod that sums up everything they both experienced in the 10 years since they last saw each other.

    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      2 years ago

    • MashedTech@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      2 years ago

      “My man.” “My man.” (In unison) “Hurrah”
      “What are we doing today?”
      “We’re going hunting. Because we’re men. Because we like to do it. Stop being a bitch”

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 195 users / day
  • 1.99K users / week
  • 4.51K users / month
  • 14.5K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 7.38K subscribers
  • 1.67K Posts
  • 73.3K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.9
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org