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Deebster@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Deebster@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Boat rule

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    Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars

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      But you can name your car

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        You wouldn’t name a car.

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          I named mine Rhaego

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        Can you name

        CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR

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      Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.

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        They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad… pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there

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          They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad…

          That’s too bad. Why were they declared illegal?

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            I guess you just can’t get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

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              Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

              You’d have to ask @[email protected] why they are illegal in France.

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                I don’t know why, I’d say it’s likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it’s written on 1 or 2 lines.

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                Yeah we are in their comment thread

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            I have no idea, good question.

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