• NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml
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      7 months ago

      So are you suggesting we should grind up and forcibly extrude rich people through a small tube into a container devoid of air? I’m open to this idea.

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        7 months ago

        I figured Delta-P would be good enough as well… I had just picked a suitable meme for all to enjoy. Y’all Lemmings are smart cookies!

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          Whilst I enjoy the design with saw blades for added gratuitous violent exterior, being technically correct on the internet just trumps that. It’s simple aesthetics mate.

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      This is terrible design. You’d want it oriented vertically (gravity is basically free energy!) And some unacceptable loss-of-camel may occur due to circular saw use instead of a complementary-conical camel-squisher.

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      Given the amount of force and level of violence it would take to make that happen, I’d think the needle would get destroyed or pushed out of place pretty quickly.

      You’d need to embed the needle halfway through the tube, and it would have to be flush with the rest of the tube. And it’d need to be a thick ass tube.

      You’re also going to need to strain the bones and cartilage out, and pulp them.

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      They probably figure if they treat a camel like they’ve been treating the rest of the world and the people in it, it might prove they’ve got a chance! Lol