I think bro is into some sort of autassassinophilia.

• meets a 10/10 girl at a bar
• they really bond over drink
• brings to his place
• Natasya is from Russia’s special KGB
• turns out OP is Doug from Total Recall, he’s an amnesiac superhuman
• they have a fight to near-death
• shling-shlong, guns and katana and shuriken
• OP pins Natasya finally, being the giga-chad sigma warrior he is
• then they make out and have snu-snu
• “And, kids, that’s how I met your mother”