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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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Consumers across the nation broadly agreed that easter candy tastes better than regular candy despite being made of the same ingredients, sources experiencing a sugar coma confirmed.
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    No way, eggs and trees are the best because there’s more peanut butter. That sugar-loaded peanut butter is 90% of the reason I’m eating a Reese’s

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      Just get nutter butter wafers

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        Nutter Butters are good but Reese’s have their place too

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