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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape

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Nation Once Again Agrees That Easter Candy Made of Exact Same Ingredients as Regular Candy Tastes Better Due to Shape

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Consumers across the nation broadly agreed that easter candy tastes better than regular candy despite being made of the same ingredients, sources experiencing a sugar coma confirmed.
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    Meanwhile, it’s finally proven that all RM Palmer Company chocolates (Easter bunnies, lambs, “gelt”, etc.) are actually made from rejected Crayola brown crayons and have been since 1961!

    • Washington Post: RM Palmer Easter Bunnies made from Crayola factory-seconds

    !detroit 👯‍♀️ !michigan

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      That’s because the brown ones are the only ones the Marines don’t eat.

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        Maybe not orally, but Marines have a certain type of creativity when it comes to consuming crayons.

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      Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected], [email protected]

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        Screw, tin man.

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      Why are you passing off a Stevie Wonder link as a crayon chocolate link

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        A Stevie Wonder link? What are you talking about? That link goes to the WaPo article.

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