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nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

What’s in a name?

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What’s in a name?

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nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

    https://xkcd.com/327/

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      Good ol’ Bobby Tables

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    Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

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      And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.

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    I love you so much NullPointerException

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      “don’t throw your child please.” “Why? What’s wrong with it?”

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      Oh no, we’ve lost NaN again!

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    What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

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      They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names

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    Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

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      What about grep and ack?

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        Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.

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          I guess head and tail are your grandparents?

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      And my dog, Cat.

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    Little baby FORTRAN

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    don’t forget Ada

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    fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

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      My grandma watches this

      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/

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