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minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoWell I’m a heterosexual woman and I’ve never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I’d let him in
minus-squarefiercekitten@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoOh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoIts funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.
I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.
Well I’m a heterosexual woman and I’ve never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I’d let him in
Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!
Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.