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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out

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Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled in a groundbreaking decision that embryos are “extrauterinal children” and plans to next decide the Constitutionality of “pulling out."
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    His dad was asking him to impregnate his brother’s widow but he’s like nah I’ll just screw her for fun. So he dies…

    Then later she disguises herself as a prostitute, and gets pregnant by his dad. Apparently this is okay…

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      Sweet home Judeabama.

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      I have so many questions about that disguise

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        She just covered her face… I mean I guess he hadn’t seen her for years but still, it seems like he should have recognized her voice at least.

        Although in Genesis 27 Isaac tricks his father into thinking he is his brother by putting goat skins on his hands and neck.

        I guess old men were easily tricked back then.

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        Basically it was just a beard.

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          Now you’re just rambling

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