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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

International Court of Justice rules that Israel must bomb civilians more humanely

www.thebeaverton.com

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International Court of Justice rules that Israel must bomb civilians more humanely

www.thebeaverton.com

Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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    Wrap it up folks, no more schools and hospitals. We’re only bombing daycares and libraries now

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      But not during nap time, that’s inhumane.

    • xeekei@lemm.ee
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      I can already hear the librarian’s angry “schhh!”.

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    Not The Onion? It’s a parody article, but it’s effectively accurate about what the ICJ said.

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      When people are used to euphemisms, sometimes the best parody is just a description of the truth in plain language.

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    Now here’s a stance that Canada can get behind! Thanks The Beaverton! -Trudeau and Joly.

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    Let’s bomb the International Court of Justice and see how they like it.

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      Took a big bite? 🧅

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