spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 10 months agoshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runimagemessage-square215fedilinkarrow-up1953arrow-down10
arrow-up1953arrow-down1imageshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runspujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square215fedilink
minus-squaredefluo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 months agoI’m disappointed Q isn’t on this.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·10 months agoCovered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 months agoQ: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
minus-squareSidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoOops! Disappears with a blink
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoQ: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
minus-squareProgrammingSocks@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoQ shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.
I’m disappointed Q isn’t on this.
Covered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
Oops! Disappears with a blink
Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.