I should write reviews like that, but just make stuff up.
I bought these headphones for my daughter, and the noise cancelling works very well, which is why she didn’t hear it coming. Delivery was quick. 5 stars
The knife carved through the meat, the blade covered in blood, but it remained sharp. Through bone, forever sharp. It heralded His arrival. Packaging slightly damaged and packaging of knife not great. 4 stars
Are you the kind of person to answer Amazon product questions with “I don’t know, I bought it for my neighbour”?
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I should write reviews like that, but just make stuff up.
I bought these headphones for my daughter, and the noise cancelling works very well, which is why she didn’t hear it coming. Delivery was quick. 5 stars
The knife carved through the meat, the blade covered in blood, but it remained sharp. Through bone, forever sharp. It heralded His arrival. Packaging slightly damaged and packaging of knife not great. 4 stars