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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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STOCKTON, CA—Cackling as the steps of the dastardly plan crystallized in her mind, local trans teen Brie Chandler told reporters Tuesday that she had hatched a nefarious plot to undergo years of medical treatments and counseling to win at swimming. “It’s oh, so simple: several years of sweet-talking medical…
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    Unpopular opinion (on Lemmy and coming from a guy who doesn’t have an issue with trans people): Transpeople are people too and aren’t going to just go die in a ditch because the thought of losing to one makes you upset.

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      Who is suggesting they should die in a ditch?

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        I’m saying Trans women are woman and should be allowed to participate in sports.

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            Whoa bitch, you way literal.

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                Bye troll

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                    Maaaaahhhhhm! Someone online is twolling me. He said that cuphead is not the greatest game of all time. Litewal Nazis everywhere.

                    It is a FACT that cuphead is the greatest game of all time and if you don’t acknowledge it you are a fascist, a troll, or an idiot.

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                  Still waiting for you to be more specific about who said trans women shouldn’t be allowed to participate in sports.

                  If anyone is the troll here, it looks like you.

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          Oh, is anyone saying they can’t?

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            … sort by top maybe.

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              Can you be more specific?

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