Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I’ve killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn’t there to stop me.
@superduperenigma@SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
I’m going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”
Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I’ve killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn’t there to stop me.
God: Here’s some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.
Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?
Satan: we don’t torture people with thorns and nails here. That’s the other guy’s department. Same for locusts, killing firstborn, you get the idea.
@superduperenigma @SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
I’m going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”
Sounds like the USA elections
Man. People around here hate Infant Annihilator!
@Burn_The_Right they speak the truth of the church
Good Guy Satan wants to get educated and get an abortion that could save your life.
Satan is also pro masturbation. He’s got my vote.
I’ve killed everybody I’ve wanted to and had the capability of killing. Which is nobody.
According to the Bible Satan gave us knowledge and God wanted us to remain stupid so he punished us. Fuck God, Hail Satan
Remember kids, God told the first lie, and the Serpent only ever told the truth!
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1200 years later, name_NULL’s children were still at war with the children of name_NULL’s enemies because they all deserved it. 🙄
Turns out they were all name_NULL’s children killing each other. On a long enough timeline, provided progeny survive, it’s inevitable.
considering who gets to decide ‘whos deserving of it’… this seems a little… violent