• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Mr. Donaghy?

    God, Kenneth.

    I need to talk to you about an urgent, page-related matter.

    He came out of nowhere.

    We can talk on Monday.

    Ms. Donovan and I have an hour between weddings to, uh…

    Tickle each other like Teletubbies.

    That’s how I used to explain it to my kids

    when they walked in on us.

    But I don’t want my promotion, sir.

    I want to stay here in New York with all my friends.

    I’m not going to let you say no, Kenneth.

    This is a promotion for you.

    And yes, it’s difficult.

    But today is about pulling triggers.

    It’s about making bold choices.

    It’s about…

    Two Spidermans fighting,

    and sometimes they make weird noises.

    But they’re not hurting each other.

    How often did they walk in on you?

    A lot.