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    Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jesús? I look Puerto Rican to you?

    John: Guy back there called you Jesús.

    Zeus: He didn’t say Jesús. He said, “Hey! Zeus!” My name is Zeus.

    John: Zeus?

    Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

    John: …No, I don’t have a problem with that.