and beards.
I dunno why, but this guy always makes me feel insecure in my masculinity. (I can’t grow a beard to save my life. Not an attractive one, anyways.)

I especially like melting Tim Curry (bottom right)
Right you are.

Fantastic underrated movie.

what’s hilarious about the movie is it did, in fact, manage to capture the absolute absurdity of the books, even if that’s probably the only thing accurate from the book.
“This sash is a gift from the Queen of America!” is such a great line, too.
Also for the record, this was the OG Reichlieu:

So I have to say, Curry definitely nailed it.
Just watched the first part of the modern Poirot movies with the Oriont Express and the main character had the most badass mustache, I could barely pay attention to the story when he was on the screen, it was mesmerising.

Maybe you have, but my moustache looks similar the the first one.
Top left’s eyes point in the same direction as his outer moustaches. He also has a middle moustache as backup in case he loses one.
I tried styling my moustache once. Turns out, smearing beard wax right under your nose is fucking gross …






