RFK, in collaboration with your insurance company, has just discovered the medical breakthrough of the century! We call it: Walk it off bitch! This exciting new treatment allows for significant improvement in shareholder value by eliminating needless medication.
Depression - Walk, Anxiety - Pace, Bipolar - Walk then run. Suicidality - Resistance swimming.
But wait, there’s more! We’re currently conducting, let’s uh, call it “research” that indicates shareholder values would increase even more by applying the Walk it off bitch, system to common disease too!
RFK, in collaboration with your insurance company, has just discovered the medical breakthrough of the century! We call it: Walk it off bitch! This exciting new treatment allows for significant improvement in shareholder value by eliminating needless medication.
Depression - Walk, Anxiety - Pace, Bipolar - Walk then run. Suicidality - Resistance swimming.
But wait, there’s more! We’re currently conducting, let’s uh, call it “research” that indicates shareholder values would increase even more by applying the Walk it off bitch, system to common disease too!
-Obviously not at all biased researchers