Just remember folks. If you see someone stealing food, No you fucking didn’t.
Is that the buying power of $3usd? Cool, the economy is probably fine, happy eating
Is the ‘one other thing’ despair?
How many dolls does this cost?
If you’re gonna tell us how to eat depressingly cheap at least suggest rice and beans. It’s healthy, filling, cheap, vegan, and capable of tasting quite good. It’s just also something you’d be pissed if was all you could afford to eat.
“But brown people eat those things!” – some Trump staffer, probably
Confused tortilla noises.
We call them freedom wraps now.
Americans are so shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if a good majority of them thought Mexican food (i.e Taco Bell) was actually American.
Insinuating that taco bell is Mexican food is fucking insulting to Mexican food and Mexico’s rich food history.
Taco bell is Mexican adjacent at best
Yeah, it’s a bad example. But you get the point I’m trying to make.
Definitely a sign of an “A+++++++” economy: one where you condescendingly tell people how to eat cheap and then lie about the cost of the shitty meal you propose.
Fucker doing work for Putin.
"We stand in longer lines than the Russians ever did,
Selling our children’s souls to the highest bid,
I can’t describe the way it feels"
Electric Six, The Green Building
Reading the title made me think this is something they are preparing for school lunches or for prisons and thought it was bad. But the reality is even worse, they are expecting average Americans to prepare this feast for themselves at home.
In fed prison we were fed more than that for less. Though it turned out we were getting cow hearts, horse meat, and other stuff not fit for human consumption. But boy did they brag about the savings.
if it’s any consolation, damn near all meat in the US is considered unfit for human consumption by most of the rest of the world
Secretary of Famine. I would like to stop collecting horsemen.
Ah good news, you can stop now, that was the fourth one.
I think that’s the secretary of eating the horse you rode in on
This is probably the diet they recommended for the orange fatso who barely moves. A construction worker or lumberjack cannot possibly function on ‘A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing’.
What’s new with the Epstein files? Or the Epstein ballroom?
With the amount of white people I’ve seen eat a corn tortilla and complain, you’d almost think this is satirically produced
Corn tortillas are superior to flour in every way
Can’t make a burrito with a corn tortilla. Otherwise, solid insight.
Damn it how could I forget about the burrito
I just don’t eat them. Tacos only!
wouldn’t it be easier to deny burritos are food, block everyone who disagrees with you, change your name to “BurritosDontExist” and make this an intrinsic part of your personality than to admit you… forgot about something on the internet?
Still sounds more sane then the thorne guy… Lol
Well fuck I wasn’t gonna but I guess you’re the boss Mr Internet Lady
Why not? Genuine question, I’ve never made burritos.
You have to fold the ends of a burrito tortilla in to seal the filling. It’s a sharp fold that corn tortillas just can’t do. Burrito tortillas are often 12"/30cm or more, and I feel like corn tortillas aren’t strong enough for that (never tried, but also never seen them for sale).
Ah okay, that makes sense. Personally when I do something with tortillas, I just fold one end and keep one open. Idk if the exact shape has a name, it’s easy and I mostly care about the stuff inside rather than the (admittedly clumsy) shape.
I should start doing burritos though. Seems like I’d spill less stuff out while eating.
My favorite intro to burritos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpyIOhuP1FI
As a half Mexican who grew up with my Mexican family, spent a lot of time in Mexico, and has celiac disease (meaning I cant eat flour), I actually disagree. It makes me sad that I cant eat flour tortillas anymore - especially because my grandma’s home made flour tortillas were the fucking bomb.
That being said, street tacos only belong on corn.
Only if you know how to use them, like a straight razor
As stupid as this statement was from the AG secretary all the Democratic legislators jumping on it with AI images is pretty dumb too. You’re telling me you couldn’t get a staffer to make a shitty meal and post a photo? Come on.
They gotta save that extra money to send emails begging for donations, clearly.
Squad Victory Fund.
You can send money directly to the best members of Congress, even if you don’t live in their districts.
Article FILLED by AI bullshit.
$3 used to go a lot further before the Annoying Orange Pedophile fucked shit up. $3 was enough for a whopper at BK, which means $3 was a lot more groceries.
I’m old enough to remember when a Big Mac Value Meal was $2.99 a McDonald’s
whopper wednesday still has $3 whoppers in the app
Give us your personal data and we’ll sell it to offset the discount on this item that used to always e cheaper.
and everyone who doesn’t eat that trash, still gets to subsidize it with tax dollars, what a deal!!
