• lillardfair@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Mayonnaise based?!! That’s truly evil!! It’s effectively just kool aid. They’re monster aliens, so cum can be any color of the rainbow. I’m not sure if it’s flavored or just food coloring. You should investigate and report back.

    • CerebralHawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      Yeah, it was early, I didn’t really think… but if it’s alien/monster cum, it can’t just be Kool-Aid, it’s gotta have some viscosity (thickness) to it. Or maybe not, it could just be coloured and flavoured water.

      Getting deeper into food science than I normally get, I’d imagine they’d use some kind of thickener to give it substance, but you really wouldn’t want it to be oil based because it would be a bitch to clean. You’d have to have a change of clothes in your car or you’d mess up your upholstery.