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ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Yo mama opens your source for that

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Yo mama opens your source for that

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ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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    …and the stalkerware logging its use, and the router, and the server, and the device she bought it on.

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      It’s every person’s responsibility to make sure their mom’s (or dad’s (or other parental figure’s)) vibrator runs only secure, trusted software!

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        They should hire pentesters

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        I remember seeing a video of vibrator being connected to windows 10 pc over usb, and it was instantly hacked.

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          I saw a video of someone running Doom on a vibrator.

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      Entire fucking internet

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    touch your mother

    • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      touch: cannot touch 'your': Permission denied
      touch: cannot touch 'mother': Permission denied
      
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        Need to be root to touch your mom.

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    I doubt that it runs a full OS

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Very rude to refer to his mom as ‘it’.

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      If it has any smart features, it probably does

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        How many smarts do you need in a vibrator? Will it help for it to be sentient? Us men are, and we barely manage to satisfy his mom.

        A microcontroller will be more than enough.

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    🇨🇿

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