• mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pubEnglish
    21·
    6 days ago

    “Thou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman.”

    But, if you’re a gay man, you wouldn’t want to lay with a woman.

    So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldn’t be “as thou would [lay with] a woman,” since thou wouldn’t lay with women in the first place.

    So, see? It was never a sin!

    (Gets more complicated when you’re bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)

    • GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      4·
      4 days ago

      I believe some translations say something along the lines of “if a man lays with a man as he would a woman, he must be stoned.” So just take a good, long rip from the bong beforehand and you’re golden.