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[a newscaster sits at their desk, has a gigantic grin on his face, barely looks human]
Good evening, welcome to NEUTRAL NEWS
Your favorite mainstream program that always brings you a balanced perspective
Tonight’s top story: Some say a genocide is happening, others say it’s a complicated situation
[destroyed buildings, smoke, a crashed car, things look real bleak]
LIVE FROM THE CITY OF GENOCIDEBURG
[split screen, the newscaster continues talking]
A government spokesperson from Genocideland contacted us to clarify that the images you are seeing now might be, I quote, “faked by antigenociders who want us dead”
[in the rubble of a destroyed city, a character looks absolutely desperate, shaking, is screaming]
THEY KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY
[split screen, the newscaster smiles smugly]
Thank you for your perspective
[a character in a suit talks, looking very smug]
We reject the premise that there was any killing or destruction
[split screen, the newscaster still smiles smugly]
A bold alternative narrative, worthy of consideration!
[the newscaster is back to the full face inhuman smile, standing next to a chart that shows a BALANCE between TRUTH and FEELINGS]
As always, we at NEUTRAL NEWS aim to meet in the middle
[three identical stern technocrat looking characters in suits are standing at a desk, behind a chart that goes up]
We need to wait for more data before reacting
Let us not get carried away by the emotional responses
It’s a very complex topic
[two banners occupy the bottom part of the screen, below the experts]
DEATH COUNT: VERY HIGH AND GOING UP
Our expert panel says: this could mean anything
[in a destroyed city, in front of an explosion, a character wearing a PRESS helmet talks into a mic]
IT’S COMPLETE CHAOS OUT HERE, I HEARD EXPLOSIONS
[below the war reporter, the bottom half of the screen is occupied by two banners]
UNVERIFIED CLAIMS
We remind you that our experts in the studio say this is still a developing, nuanced situation
[split screen, the newscaster is mildly smiling at the war reporter]
Remember to take everything you see with a grain of salt!
[back to the newscaster at their desk, once again with the creepy full smile]
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I mean, this is more the BBC who have a penchant for broadcasting nutjob views in the name of impartiality
Ground news is an aggregator that informs you of what kind of slant you’ll get for any given outlet, it definitely doesn’t publish any of its own news. The point of it is to make sure you are aware of how outlets you don’t read are reporting on a given issue. Frankly the main use of that for me is knowing what nonsense my right-wing relatives are gonna otherwise blindside me with at family gatherings.
Now you can, however, definitely bemoan the fact that one of their bias data sources is notoriously biased itself though (Media bias fact check, which equates respectable centrist paper, the guardian, as equivalent in factuality to Breitbart, the literal nazi outlet).
Ground news just kinda says “here’s what everyone is saying about a given topic”, not that all views are equal.