You’re the one who died, make up some shit about what you saw, start a cult, sell a book, trick some fuckers. You’re not gonna have much unfinished business selling hotdogs and beers on the beach. Weirdest ghost ever, oooOOOooo, I need to finish pouring your caipirinhaaaaa
Maybe he accepted the money, brought it to a safe elsewhere but nearby, and was planning to make the hotdog only once he’s back at his hot dog booth? Your selling the hotdog is unfinished and as long as the customer doesn’t get their hotdog, you’re gonna stay a ghost.
wtf? This person could sell hotdogs on the beach and write a best seller about people they meet, or meet the executive director that’s going to make them a star. Even if not, who cares as long as they’re happy doing it and it pays the bills?
Oh shit, at least you learned how to craft an epic comeback.
ha, certainly not epic…yet?
This is how come you’re back! You can’t become a ghost with un-begun business, this isn’t a Pratchett novel. Time to get some business started.
OK, what business?
You’re the one who died, make up some shit about what you saw, start a cult, sell a book, trick some fuckers. You’re not gonna have much unfinished business selling hotdogs and beers on the beach. Weirdest ghost ever, oooOOOooo, I need to finish pouring your caipirinhaaaaa
Maybe he accepted the money, brought it to a safe elsewhere but nearby, and was planning to make the hotdog only once he’s back at his hot dog booth? Your selling the hotdog is unfinished and as long as the customer doesn’t get their hotdog, you’re gonna stay a ghost.
See now we’re getting that book written. I like it
wtf? This person could sell hotdogs on the beach and write a best seller about people they meet, or meet the executive director that’s going to make them a star. Even if not, who cares as long as they’re happy doing it and it pays the bills?
This entire comment chain was jokes. It’s not clear that we’re on the same page about that?
Apparently not.
You’re good, thanks for being chill about it.