The order: Regret -> hydralyte -> more regret + coffee -> try not to fall off a ladder -> get into a banal argument about how to clean light shades -> win / lose argument -> clean light shades -> try not to fall off ladder putting the things back on -> chase the increasingly brazen mudlark away.
The order - Opens the gates for YL so she can go earn some cash dog sitting and not take my house keys - sad face - waves goodbye - locks gates - runs back inside - jumps on man sitting on couch - dry humps surprised man yelling “Happy New Year mother fucker” - prevents dog from joining in.
The order - wake up too early - sinus blowout - hate everyone and everything because i was very well behaved last night you utter shit - loathe husband who was not well behaved and is not suffering any ill effects - hot shower - nasal rinse - wheat bag- ghosts marathon - eat ham with cat
The order: Regret -> hydralyte -> more regret + coffee -> try not to fall off a ladder -> get into a banal argument about how to clean light shades -> win / lose argument -> clean light shades -> try not to fall off ladder putting the things back on -> chase the increasingly brazen mudlark away.
The order - Opens the gates for YL so she can go earn some cash dog sitting and not take my house keys - sad face - waves goodbye - locks gates - runs back inside - jumps on man sitting on couch - dry humps surprised man yelling “Happy New Year mother fucker” - prevents dog from joining in.
That’s mudlarks for you. Cheeky buggers.
The order - wake up too early - sinus blowout - hate everyone and everything because i was very well behaved last night you utter shit - loathe husband who was not well behaved and is not suffering any ill effects - hot shower - nasal rinse - wheat bag- ghosts marathon - eat ham with cat